Got Observability Problems? We Fix Them.

Cardinality Cloud, LLC

Simple tools, clear techniques, fixin' those lying alerts.

Our expert team can help you build, improve, or replace your current monitoring.

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Got the Curse... of Cardinality?

Your Dashboards Don't Work, But the o11y Bill Sure Does. Ouch.

Prometheus queries time out. Grafana dashboards don't work. Scrapes fail. You're paying for millions of time series that you can't query, can't aggregate, and can't even delete.

High cardinality isn't just a performance problem—it's burning your wallet and hiding the insights you really need.

We track down what's hurting your metrics, logs, and traces. Cut your costs. Teach techniques to keep those actionable insights flowing. We've done this for systems with hundreds of millions of time series and hundreds of terabytes of logs per day.

Cardinality Solutions

We're Not a Vendor

We work with vendors, not for them.

That demo looked perfect because they cherry-picked the use case, hid the cost math, and skipped the messy integrations. Six months later, you're stuck debugging what they promised would "just work."

We don't sell vendor products. We make them work. That means honest talk about Prometheus vs Datadog vs Grafana vs ElasticSearch vs Splunk vs rolling your own. What fits your scale. What matches your budget. What your team can actually run.

Unbiased Guidance

Your Engineers See Latency. You See Churn.

Nobody's connecting the dots.

Your team says they're monitoring everything. All green. Then customers churn and nobody can explain why. Monitoring shows healthy. The business shows pain. "We hit our 99.9% SLO" doesn't answer "what happened to the 0.1%?"

We bridge that gap with SLOs that matter: reliability targets tied to revenue impact, error budgets that protect customer experience, SLIs that measure what actually drives your business. When you burn your error budget, you see exactly what it costs in customers and deals.

Charts and Dashboards

We've Seen That

25 years of production systems. 13 years as an Observability subject matter expert.

We've been on-call. We've debugged the outage at 3am. Yeah, for that company. Scaled the system that was "impossible to scale." Migrated the stack everyone said couldn't be migrated. Cut the observability bill in half while improving visibility. Built monitoring for hundreds of millions of time series. We know what breaks because we've fixed it.

Trevor Shick, CEO of Kindhabitlabs, Inc
Trevor Shick
CEO and Founder, KindHabitLabs, Inc

Jack has been instrumental in helping bring our vision for KindHabitLabs to life. His expert skills in the software development world have not only guided us through complex business challenges but also transformed our ideas into real, functioning solutions. Jack's professionalism, creativity, and dedication have made him an invaluable part of our journey, and we couldn't have asked for a better partner in turning vision into reality.

You Know You Need Better Monitoring

You just don't know where to start.

Your team's drowning in alerts that don't matter while missing the issues that do. You need monitoring that actually helps, not another dashboard nobody looks at.

The Stop Flying Blind Package

Do your customers find your incidents before you do?

We assess your gaps and get you started with foundational monitoring.

What you'll receive:
• Assessment of current monitoring and critical gaps
• Basic Prometheus + API monitoring + SLOs deployed and running
• Real-time dashboard showing initial metrics: uptime, performance, and customer impact
• First SLO alerts and review of current alerts

The 3AM Package

On-Call nightmare or is it real? 50 pages and counting today?

Reduce on-call toil, minimize incident impact, and prevent burnout.

What you'll receive:
• Initial meeting to setup and run On-Call Reviews
• We will participate in up to 3 On-Call Reviews
• Identify and advise on On-Call toil and alert tuning
• Provide On-Call metrics and statistics
• Report containing analytics and further recommendations to lower MTTR

Observability Tools

Practical tools for Prometheus, SLOs, and monitoring at scale.

Available now:
Prometheus Alert Generator - SLO monitoring rules in minutes
Prometheus Memory Calculator - Right-size your Prometheus instances

Coming soon:
• Monitoring Health Check - Who is watching the watchers?

The Partnership Package

Your business doesn't stand still. Neither can your Observability.

Your SRE partner for continuous observability excellence. Strategic guidance as you scale, hands-on help when things break, and someone who knows your systems inside out.

• US based expertise
• In person and on-site appointments available
• Successful alert reduction and MTTR improvement campaigns
• Build, improve, or replace your current monitoring

Let's Talk About Your Observability Strategy

30 minutes. No obligation. Just insights.

You'll walk away with:

  • Clarity on your Observability gaps
  • Suggestions for next steps
  • Honest assessment if we're the right fit

No sales pressure. Just straight talk about what will work for you.

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